Past, Present & Phuture

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well - we´re constantly updating, working, changing, remodelling and adding stuff.

so keeping you informed about each and every dot, komma and asteriks would be... hard work... which is something we´re not really into...

...anywayza - should you have any suggestions or recipies on how to cook Finns - let us know! - we´ll try and give it a shot to see if it tastes any good!

in the year 2525:

Hey! whadd´u expect? we don´t even know what kinda madness we´ll be spreading in 6 minutes, so how could we possibly know what´ll happen after that?!?!... *tsktsk* 

the Latest Licks to make you drool:

March 9th, 2006...       we finally managed to shoot some long-dead zombies in Shrink's Links. if they still come back: keep them, feed them, heed them. :Þ

we´re nice people - so here´s a short rundown on what´s been happening up to this day:

June 16th, 2005...       we felt the urge to supply y'all with another one of those furry fluffy cuddly creatures, courtesy of our new ward, Madame S... kindly proceed to the Petting Zoo to get all dogged up.

October 22nd, 2004...      due to the fact that Some Certain Somebody (!!!) was kind enough to hand our beloved Chef de Cuisine a new recipe for something called "Devils" we felt like putting up an ad in our Lobby. plus we couldn't help bragging about the fact that we have just hired a new Janitor - see Thanxalots - *lol*.

July 30th, 2004...      OK, we don't exactly update a lot, but whenever we do, we do it properly. don't forget to check out Shrink's Links every now and then, because we're always on the lookout for some of them goodies. plus: you might have accidentally stumbled over the new kaniinin viemää-section already while waiting in the lobby. and if you haven't, better make sure you do! bunnybunny!

April 2nd, 2004...      you might have heard of William Shakespeare... but have you ever heard of Sheakespeare's Sister, Desdemona Shakesbeer? no? but you should have! because it was her "Villet", that inspired her brother to pen the classic tale of "Hamlet". Chez Jürschen is more than just proud to be able to present - exclusively and for the first time ever available - this masterpiece of Literature - Villet. enjoy!

January 21st, 2004...      check out Rabbit Raid if you want to know what happens when the little K-Bunny stumbles over a greeting card showing a cow with hearts and the words "VIEL LIEBE", and is left with just a little too much spare time on its paws on a Sunday afternoon...

November 7th, 2003...      Chez Jürschen proudly presents: Family Values @ Rabbit Raid... be prepared for the Gothicockgod's Family Tree. and baby-pics - thanks to Fido for snatching them from his parents' photoalbum!... plus: yet another scientific analysis of his mating rites - brought to you courtesy of our favourite Des-tiger...
it took a while to get it all online, but hey, patience is a virtue, right?! 

September 17th, 2003...      weed out the weak. read: Shrink's Links and Thanxalots had to undergo some cutcutcutting.
and yes, we know... we haven't been updating in a while... we feel guilty, but have an excuse and a reason. the dreadful result of which will be available soon. in the meantime start looking for your reading specs and prepare for something hotpink...
oh, and btw: our Guestbook is still right where it always used to be! ;)

December 22nd, 2002...      OK, Merry Xmas everybody! ...so on this very special occasion we have not only one, but two Xmas-presents for y'all: there's one in Shrink's Links and one in Rabbit Raid. go get 'em!

November 24th, 2002...       we thought we'd add yet another adorable creature to our Petting Zoo - take a walk!... and we proudly present one of the wonders of modern ornithological research - prepare to be stunned at Rabbit Raid... furthermore: our lovely Chef de Cuisine, the Gothicuntgoddess, has just recently come across a new recipe... so spoil and pamper your tastebuds at Enchanted Entrees!

October 27th, 2002...       ...we did a little screwing-around in Shrink's Links... anybody care to join us? ;-)

August 15th, 2002...       since some of our Dear Guests have been complaining about a certain lack of updates (due to a certain lack of inspiration from a certain GothicHotDog...) we've decided to hire a Ghostwriter: Sensiletta. don't miss her first mandatory meal-murder - to be found at Rabbit Raid. (and somehow we can't help it, but there seemed to be a certain melody swirling in our heads while reading that ;-)...) 

May 12th, 2002...       Springtime seems to have it!... loadsa new stuff for you!!! get overkilled by Batty Beverages - courtesy of BelitSeri, Shrink's Links will set you on fire, and Rabbit Raid gets all *honey-bunny*... plus: Enchanted Entrees has a new goodie - brought to you with the help of our lovely Sensiletta...

April 30th, 2002...       this music-industry-executive came to visit our restaurant last week and was so delighted that he decided to give us some presents... check Rabbit Raid to learn more!

March 20th, 2002...       Rabbit Raid updated with this very special goodie... thought out by Anubis, brought to see the light of day by Siggi, and we feel honored to present it to you! 

February 19th, 2002...       the internet is about to explode... we like that! - that's why we've updated Shrink's Links for you!

February 3rd, 2002...       thanks to Morticia we found out about some new delicacies - so tickle your tastebuds at Enchanted Entrees and clickclickclick yourself away at Shrink's Links.

January 22nd, 2002...       we have finally managed to torture our computer so that it let us create a banner... please be so kind to use it - to be found at the end of Shrink's Links... plus: we have decided to put our poetic talent *ggg* up for hire - our dear Anubis was brave and wealthy enough to take the risk - find the result at Rabbit Raid... and a special thankyouuu goes out to Julie - for supplying us with the bunny... aaand for the very clever guests: there's a hidden page...

December 29th, 2001...       for your pleasure we re-designed some of our interiors... plus we added yet another dish to Enchanted Entrees and a link to Shrink's Links.
and just in case you feel like having one, we wish y´all a Happy New Year!...
(we did skip the X-mas wishes, since we were quite shocked when we found out that Mary and Joseph must have done some rather dirty things... *tsktsktsk*...)

December 11th, 2001...       we figured since some of our Beloved Guests tend to eat quite a lot we´ll give ´em a chance to do something to stay slender. don´t worry! - we won´t turn the place into a gym, but we´ll give you the opportunity to take a nice walk... ChezJürschen goes Rent-A-Pet - so grab a collar and line up at the counter of our PettingZoo!

November 27th, 2001...       alrightey... we went through our archives down in the dark cellar and dug out a few old treasures - just for you! find them at Loony Literature and Rabbit Raid... also: the K-Bunny has written a poem for herra mansikkaraitojanen... which you can also find at Rabbit Raid. enjoy! ;-)

November 15th, 2001...       hargazussa69 hatte die freundliche Bööösartigkeit das bis dato streng geheime Geheimrezept für Amöbengulasch der Köchin unseres bescheidenen Verköstigungstempels zur Verfügung zu stellen. Wir haben es dankenderweise übernommen und uns erlaubt es mit CremeFraiche zu "verfeinern"... zu finden unter Enchanted Entrees.

October 5th, 2001...       OK - we´ve added another freaky output to our Loony Literature-section... enjoy!  ...plus we had to do some "restoring"... why didn´t anybody tell us that some sort of wicked spirit must have eaten part of one of the Loony Literature-pages and some of the Enchanted&Batty-pix while waiting for the food?! hmmm... Haunted Mansion or what???...

September 13th, 2001...      a new drink added - check out our Batty Beverages... somehow this "Strawberry-thing" is getting slightly out of hand... ;-)

September 6th, 2001...      ...seems like our Chef de Cuisine, the Gothicuntgoddess is a little indecisive at times... she has literally forced us to install an all-new & improved Guestbook, so if you´d please care to sign up in there...

September 5th, 2001...      jauii! we´ve torn down the buliding right next to our restaurant, just to build this parking-lot for your convenience... now you can leave your car for us to park while you dine in at Chez Jürschen... just pull up at the Velvet Valet-counter and hand in your car-keys...  (and the guessing-game about who´s who is up in our Feasty Forum...)

September 1st, 2001...      a new dish added to the menu... just check out our Enchanted Entrees...

August 10th, 2001...     the world has managed to survive the first quarter-century of the Reign and Terror of the Gothicuntgoddess... let´s see if it can survive another...

August 4th, 2001...      we were born to make you happy - so we´ve built this really nice porch - equipped with a comfy sofa - where you can talk to other guests or just relax after having had your meal... and we´ve dubbed it Feasty Forum, just in case you´d like to know...

August 1st, 2001...      a new month, a new location... after having served well over 800 guests the owner of the old place suddenly wanted to charge us rent, but of course we didn´t feel like paying any - so we´re outta there and into here... our dear Chez Jürschen looks a bit(e) different now, but then again it´s all the same still: Fine Finn-Food...

July 23rd, 2001...      we´ve decorated another room for your pleasure: Rabbit Raid... but Beware! there´s a mad K-Bunny hopping around inside!

July 15th, 2001...      at 19:31 CET Chez Jürschen welcomes its 666th Guest! - someone from France...

June 24th, 2001...      Loony Literature updated and Shrink´s Links embellished with some more banners...

June 23rd, 2001...      Loony Literature sees the light of day... the world is doomed... furthermore: Enchanted Entrees takes over Signature Meals and: Updates updated and renamed Past, Present & Phuture...

June 19th, 2001...      we´ve added a new Batty Beverage... inspired by the lovely Kiia - kiitos! and: kippis!

June 16th, 2001...      our Guestbook aka Gästebuch (now Old Guestbook) gets blessed with one of the most loveable of all entries by our dear GothicInfernal. Please read this one, since it reveals the truth about the Life&Crimes of the little crazee_kultani...

June 14th, 2001...      the Curse of Shrink´s Links has been set upon the world... it´ll all be downhill from here... also: Judge Goth decides to deign and pass His Judgement: crazee_kultani is Zillo!

June 13th, 2001...      Chez Jürschen opens its gates to the public and spoils y´all with some of the Finest Finn-Food available... Signature Meals, Batty Beverages and Thanxalots are bound to give you nightmares...

August 10th, 1976...      the little crazee_kultani decides to plague this God´s Earth with Her Presence... good or bad? ...we´d guess: the latter...

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